the coffee cup

when buying DVD’s, get the disc that offers eight-movies in one

i do not condone piracy, but many legitimate DVDs offer more than one film on each disc.  each year, billions of CDs and DVDs are manufactured and millions end up in landfills and incinerators.  so be responsible and get eight Van Damme movies on one disc.  that means eight times the action and eight times the cheesy plots with Van Damme fighting his evil twin.  Remember, only Van Damme can defeat Van Damme.a

hold your breath

any first grader knows that humans breathe our carbon dioxide, so it makes sense that if we breathe less, we release less carbon dioxide — the main culprit in global warming. if each of us just holds our breath for one minute everyday, we can reduce carbon emissions by 10 billion tons per year. so remember, every breath you take is sinking the Maldives.

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Bangin ka ba?, nahulog kasi ako sa’yo..
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bolero: baket 2 lang bf mo?
playgirl: baket? kelangan ba madami?
bolero: no i’m curious
playgirl: kung pede nga lang isa lang eh tapos forever na yun
bolero: you’re like
playgirl: walang nagkakagusto saken
bolero: oh please. i haven’t even seen u and gs2 na kita.wat more the people who have?
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Boy: Alam mo para kang kape…
Girl: Huh? Baket?
Boy: Hot… Saka MASARAP! Raaaaaaaawwwrr!
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boy1: parang nakita kitang tumambay dito kahapon ah
girl: hindi kaya ako dumaan dito kahapon
boy1: hmmm, siguro kasi gusto lang kita makita
… tapos sumali si boy2 sa usapan
boy2: (para kay boy1) di ba may girlfriend ka na sa yakal?
natameme si boy1
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BOY: Is this seat taken?
GIRL: NO…. And neither am I….
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boy: o bakit monay lang lunch mo?
girl: wala kasi akong mahanap na gusto ko sa canteen e, pero kasi anjan ka na…

below were some pick-up lines that you can use while convincing/courting your girl.  let’s start with letter A.

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Aanhin pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang, tinatamaan na sila..
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Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
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Aanhin pa ang sinabawang gulay kung sa ‘yo pa lang makulay na ang aking buhay?”
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Ako kaya si Omniknight, di ko hahayaang makalayo ka sa akin eh..(DotA)
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Ako: You complete me!
Siya: Whatever!
Ako: (sabay alis na)
Siya: Wait, Incomplete ka na lang muna balik ka bukas!
Ako: nosebleed!
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Alam mo ba na scientist ako, at ikaw yung LAB ko.
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Alam mo para kang beer, intimidating at first, pero once inumin mo okay naman pala. Makes me crazy..
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Alarm clock ka ba?, Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
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Am I a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you..
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Anung height mo??

(eto follow up pag nasagot na niya height)
ha!?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
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Are you a dictionary?, Coz you add meaning to my life…
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Are you Jamaican?? Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

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pretty nice! part II soon…

just got up early this sunday morning… took a bath and tickles my pc with a cup of coffee(nescafe 3-in-1)… then while waiting for blassreiter to load, i grab Bob Ong’s book entitled “Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas”… i’ve read it already probably 3 times… ehehhe then just randomly opening it,i luckily hit a jackpot… a good joke from BO which makes me laugh while reading it… so here it is…

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Pare, isa kang totoong tao at walang halong kasinungalingan.
In English, FACT you, pare. Totoo ka. In English, FACT you!

Boy: Let’s play Wagwag.
Girl : What’s that?
Boy:You’ll take your clothes off and I’ll lie on top of you… and then you’ll say. “Wag! Wag!”

I can’t help the way I feel, everyday it gets so harder to deal. The one I love so much don’t feel the same about me, I gotta let it be.

Sige, buka mo pa!…Buka pa…ahh. Buka mo pa sabi…buka pa…hindi ko pa maipasok. Buka mo pa…ayan! Lintik na bata! Nsayang tuloy ang kanin! Sabing buka mo bibig mo!

Lord, bakit ako pa! Bakit hindi na lang sila, palagi na lang akong ganito, hirap na hirap na ako, di ko na matiis! Bakit pa kase ako pinanganak ng ganito… ang cute, cute ko!

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